Would you like…
Sparkly Pear Shaped Blue Mystic Quartz pendant from Etsy shop lovejujube
…to win this?
The amazingly talented and gorgeous Etsy shop Love.Jujube is providing a lucky PSS hopeful with this gorgeous pendant necklace! It’s so sparkly and shiny in person – it’s one of the most gorgeous pieces to have fallen into my hands in recent times.
Other than my butt. But that’s because it fell into my hands when I had to sit on them to stop reaching for the box of Girl Scout cookies on my desk. But that’s another story, for another time.
Take a quick minute to peek at these amazing pieces of jewelry, and so friggin’ affordable–I recommend these elegant pieces for Mother’s Day presents (coming up!), bridesmaid gifts, or heck, even for yourself.
7 Ways To Enter!
- Leave a comment with the most OUTRAGEOUS lie you can think of about PSS (for example: “I haven’t slept for 6 days straight because I’ve been refreshing Pretty Shiny Sparkly in hopes of a new blog post!”) By the way, kudos to you if you actually do that. I love you, man.
- Follow me on twitter. (Then tweet me and tell me so!)
- Refer a friend to follow me on twitter (please confirm it first) then tweet me to let me know! (Please don’t leave this in the comments – leave that for the liars.)
- Add PSS to your blogroll (You may leave a comment about this)
- Become a fan of Jujube on Facebook
- Become a fan of PSS (click or just use the widget in the sidebar!)
- Follow Jujube’s blog!
Contest ends in a flash: March 9th at 11:59pm! Hurry up and get crackin’. I am expecting some totally, wonderfully creative lies, so make them good. Have fun. Get your friends to follow me on twitter & enjoy extra chances to win! Again, please confirm it first. I’m only one woman. US only please.
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I’m nominated for an Oscar this year and I’m going to thank Pretty Shiny Sparkly in my acceptance speech if I win!
My friends & I decided it’s worth celebrating whenever PSS tweets or posts a new blog so we made it a drinking game! *drink!*
I follow you on Twitter – true.
I know your hair isn’t really purple – that was my “lie” in the wrong place.
How about – Sorry Officer I was distracted by the bright sparkly red ruby on the traffic signal.
I stalk you on Twitter and then just wait for you to post a tweet saying that you have a new blog post up :P
You are ON my blogroll, and I just want to thank you for the other night! It’s not many people who can Guest Post on your blog while simultaneously baking a bundt cake and performing a lumpectomy…THANK YOU! You are the best…xox
I named my child Pretty Shiny Sparkly in honour of your blog and it was a boy!!
rt and following @kikicomp
I dream about PSS nightly.
I am visiting Oz now and rubbing my ruby red “pretty sparkling shoes together while whispering those magic words ,” don’t hold my dinner at the White House, I will be a little late.
I dream about PSS and it’s the thought of reading a new blog post is the only thing that gets me up in the morning!
At 51, I can so rock mom jeans and PSS will post a picture of me. (Lie, lie, lie)
Cynthia.Richardson@azbar.org
I honored all my exams this week, and they decided to go ahead and give me my M.D. early. Call me Dr. Sparkly!
I have been trying to download every PPs blog note and have been unsuccessful till now. First I had to use the computer instead of the TV remote….I thought it was an ipod. Would yoou believe I also have a tshirt with Technologically Inept printed on it.
Do not enter this competition! The prize may look pretty but it is in fact a highly advanced piece of crystal technology that interferes with your naturally occurring hormones. If you are prone to spots it will make you spottier that Mr Blobby, if you have a slight facial hair problem you will soon wake up looking like David Bellamy. I don’t even want to mention the sweat problems it can cause but put it this way, no amount of Bold 3 in 1 will remove the under arm stains from your favourite top, you will earn the nick name yellow pits in no time.
I just can’t get enough of P,S,S that I made it my homepage so every morning, after running 10 miles and doing my hour of weight training, I can sit down with rock solid abs to log on to the net and P,S,S is the first thing I see!
PrettyShinySparkly is in fact ugly, matte, and dull.
I’ve become so obsessed with Pretty Shiny Sparkly on the blog and on Twitter, that I’ve actually had a restraining order taken out on me now – I’m not allowed within 30 feet of my laptop. I’m typing this with fake fingers made out of 19 telescopic drinking straws taped together with the sticky ties off bread loaves.
I’m not going to give this Pretty Shiny Sparkly pendant to my wife – I’m sure she’d understand my wearing it to the office.
Pretty Shiny Sparkly should have a spot in the presidents cabinet!
I’m currently being vetted to sit on the throne of the World. Part of my campaign will be to open the eyes of everyone to the wonder of Pretty Shiny Sparkly.
i”ve recently been knighted by the queen of England
I just landed my dream job because I put on my resume that I’m a writer for Pretty Shiny Sparkly!
That I spoke a language I didn’t (and then had to pretend I did in front of a bunch of people.) Everyone totally bought it, though. I like to think of it as a white lie ;)
TY!
mumzymum@gmail.com
I follow jujube’s blog!
ty!
mumzymum@gmail.com
I have changed my home page to Pretty Shiny Sparkly in hopes of a new blog post!
I Follow Jujube’s blog
Pretty Shiny Sparkly is the only blog I ever broke up with someone over – he said it was me or PSS, and I chose PSS!
Pretty Shiny Sparkly has a tough, masculine theme and was created by gal with a mullet, polyester pants and large, flashy jewelry. She enjoys toying around with the Polaroid Instamatic!!
I will be a Jujube FB fan asap – Tina Renee Barker
I follow Jujube’s blog – Tina Barker
i now follow jujube’s blog
hmm, lies…
well, i don’t know for sure, but i heard that pretty shiny sparkly was neither pretty NOR shiny NOR sparkly! imagine, the scandal! it is in fact quite plain, dull, and matte. yes. it is.
Pretty Shiny Sparkly, or “My Precious” (as I like to call it”) has taken over my life. I try to find ways to drop PSS into every day conversations.
For example, my friend said to me, “Hey, Amy, my boyfriend dumped me.”
And I said, “May the power of PSS obliterate him into the vast beyond.”
She said, “Uh, when did you start talking like that?”
I said, “PSS not only makes me want to be a better person; it has also improved my speech.”
Oh, PSS, please be mine. I turn 30 on March 23 and winning you could be the last great thing that happens to me as a 29 year-old.
My lie? I’m the most perfect person in the world who NEVER makes a mistake while radiating spendor and beauty continuously while wearing Pretty Shiny Sparkly jewelry and rejoicing in my never-ending phase of continual earth happiness and non-irritation!
I haven’t eaten in two days because I can’t let PSS out of my sight.
We all know Pretty, Shiny Sparkly is really a guise for magpie syndrome an irrational affinity for shiny objects. When a highly shiny object is seen by the sufferer it often may induce a compulsive need to claim it and several minutes of staring at said object in the sun. This will later end in the sufferer pocketing the object to add to his/her collection by a sunny windowsill at home. (urbandictionary)
I begged my hubby to get the toothpicks from the cupboard because I couldn’t close my eyes for even a second. I stare… longingly… into the depths of your blog. I wish I could swim in a pool of pretty, shiny, sparkly.
xoxo
Kimbelree
PSS meets the daily nutritional requirements. Visit the site 2-5 times a day sparingly.
I originally missed out on this contest, but I demanded hubby build me a time machine and send me back to *right now* so that I could comment on how awesome PSS is. Given the choice between bringing back the winning lottery numbers or the address of PSS, there was no contest whatsoever, and I can only hope hubby forgives me.
I am allergic to all this that sparkle, shine, and otherwise dazzle. Everytime I wear glitter or sequins I literally break out into a rash! When I consulted my doctor about this terrible affliction, she told me my only option was to wear the single most sparkly thing possible in hopes I will build up an immunity. Don’t you see? I need to win, my health is at stake!
We have decided to name our next child Pretty Shiny Sparkly. :-)
I’m having issues with my thyroid and it’s causing me to break out in hives. PSS inspired me to bejewel my welps because anything sparkly is attractive, right? So now people stare at my beautiful, shiny, sparkly spots instead of boring red bumps. Thanks, PSS, you’ve changed my life!
You’re on my blogroll!
I have run naked down 5th avenue painted hot pink with “PSS” painted on my tummy.
As I anxiously watched Jack Bauer on “24″ try once again to make the world safe for pretty, shiny, sparkly things, I suddenly felt a great sense of calm overtake me. I knew Jack would triumph, because your website is 100% in support of his efforts. I thank you, and Jack thanks you. By the way, he wanted me to say he LOVES the earrings he won from you, and he plans to wear them next season when he takes on the ultimate source of ugly: Lady Gaga’s School of Fashion Terrorists.
One time in creating a PSS wedding cake, I stuck diamond jewels inside the cake to give almost a mardi-gras-king-cake-esque theme to the cake, then I encrusted the outside with rhinestones. I was just absolutely inspired by this site!
I love PSS so much, I bought a separate computer just so I could monitor it 24/7!
I follow Jujube on google friend connect
I got fired due to my inability to do anything else but refresh this blog!
just added you to my google reader!
i got caught in class using my iphone as i was trying to read through PSS blogposts!
I don’t enter contests because PSS is to much for me.
Sorry I’m posting my True Tale Honest It IS I Swear so late, but when word got out that PSS was having a Liar’s Contest, half the district converged on my house- the only place with an internet connection- and started vying for first place. Granted we’re a rural district, I still had to whip up appetizers and seats for a couple dozen people, because everyone likes Pretty.
Like I said, I’m the only one with a connection, and so any potential entries had to come through me, but everyone knows I’m a fast typer and so I’m now sitting here pretending to record the biggest whoppers you ever heard, but actually typing in my own response. Which is this. Which I guess doesn’t count, because it IS true, honest, swear on anything I don’t own.
Also, it is a lovely pendant. And that is REALLY the truth.
carapacenator(at)gmail.com
My friends and family ran an intervention to try to help me realize my PSS addiction. LIARS! They just don’t get it- I had to run away from the addiction rehab center because they had no internet to check PSS! :) khaski78 at hotmail dot com
I’m a fan of PSS.
I haven’t slept in a while and didn’t read the question in entirety…sorry: I AM blonde and skinny…heck, that’s just genetics. But, I’m so frickin’ HOT from all the tips, ideas, jewelry, and giveaways that I get from PSS! I just can’t get enough! :)
I follow Jujube’s blog!
My two cats have surmounted the challenge of feline illiteracy simply so they can have the pleasure of reading Pretty Shiny Sparkly.
I follow PSS in Google Friend Connect.
Facebook fan of PSS (Angela Townsend).
In my quest to become pretty shiny and sparkly, I asked my friend Eddie- Eddie Cullen, to bite me so I could sparkle in the sun. He did it and, well-here we are. My best friend Jake Black was all emo over it for awhile, but he got over it. Pfft, boys. Am I right, ladies? Can I get an Amen?! I eat a lot of carrots because I’m a vegetarian vampire so my eyes are nice and shiny, and mere human jaws drop at how BEAUTIFUL I am. ;] That’s pretty much my true life story.
Love,
The Pretty, Shiny, Sparkly Vampire.
xjo | @AnnaOjers | annaojordonez at gmail dot com
I’m also fan/friend through Google Contact.
Have a fun giveaway!
Thanks,
xjo | @AnnaOjers | annaojordonez at gmail dot com
I follow Jujube’s blog! (:
xjo | @AnnaOjers | annaojordonez at gmail dot com
Here I am, up at 1:50 a.m. filling out this comment form because I don;t want to miss my chance of possibly winning this!
I am a fan on facebook.
Following Jujube’s blog as lighthouse27
I’m SO into PSS that I’m changing my initials to PSS.
i am a FB fan of love.jujube. a Marie HJ saver
I went to London to visit the queen in my pretty shiny and sparkly.
I get withdrawal headaches when I’m deprived of my PSS!
I make all of my friends and family check PSS at least once a day
Follow Jujube’s blog! Shelly
I am soooo obsessed with Pretty Shiny Sparkly that I have dreams, both day and night, of wearing PSS on my wedding day and being the shiniest sparkliest bride who ever lived! Not to mention the most admired…because of my Pretty Shiny Sparkly jewelry. I am so admired that they put my picture on a bridal magazine and I become a famous PSS spokesmodel!!!!! How awesome is that?!!!!
I’m so obsessed with PSS that I’ve lost 20 pounds sitting in front of the computer. :-)
I named my puppy PSS :)
amii_chong at yahoo dot com
i follow jujube’s blog with google friend connect as amiichong. thanks!
I got PSS tattooed on my lower back to show my love!
Reading Pretty Shiny Sparkly 24/7 helped me ace my midterms!
I follow jujube’s blog through google connect as DG
I am a fan of jujube on facebook as Dee Gee
I am a fan of PSS on facebook as Dee Gee
Fan of Jujube on Facebook, (AngelaWinesburg)
Last spring I was sitting in my dorm and my room mate was in a serious argument with her boyfriend outside of our room. I came across PSS and saw an entry featuring an awesome piece of jewelry. I didn’t notice at the moment but she had just came in telling me what happened, she had caught him kissing another girl behind the Library on our campus. I shouted, “That’s so Hot!” but I was refering to the jewelry I was looking at. She screamed “What the hell is wrong with you?!” and stormed out after throwing a pillow at me”.
I’m a fan on facebook (Mikayla Denise Pryor)
Totally a fan of JuJube on facebook.
Most outrageous lie:
When I was 18, I used to hitchhike a lot (this was the 70′s man). So, a friend and I decided to hitch home to my parent’s place from college. As we’re riding on the highway in some stranger’s sedan, I see a guy from my hometown passing by. Now, understand; my hometown has 1200 people in it! We flagged him down and caught a ride to Mom and Dad’s. My mom asked, “So who did you get a ride home with?” (NO! She had no idea that I hitched.) And the lie just rolled off of my tongue with ease: “Tom W.–He goes to school at the U.”
Fanned Jujube on Facebook!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/loveJujube/207225208616
I’m already a BIG fan of PSS on Facebook! (that’s not my lie, by the way!)
I follow “love Jujube’s blog”
Your site is the first thing I visit when I wake up and the last thing before I go to bed!
I’ve printed out all the posts on PSS and bound them together…it’s my new Bible!*
*I am not sacrilegious)
i Follow Jujube’s blog!
i added you to blog roll!
http://tiam0.blogspot.com/
I browse naked every night from 10:52-11:00 PM
LOL
I live in a house in Beverley Hills, and am having an affair with Brad Pitt. He says I’m the most beautiful woman he’s ever met, and that if I don’t win this competition he’ll buy me that pretty shiny sparkly stunning pendant anyway.
I can also levitate and turn myself into an otter.
..that’s a Pretty Shiny Sparkly Otter, and you don’t get many of those!
I created the blog Pretty Shiny Sparkly… well you know of course I didn’t, but I totally wish I had..it’s complete awesomeness
PSP is having a giveaway where they are giving away $10,000,00. within the next five years. All you have to do to win is to make a post at the exact month, day, hour minute the sponsor has preselected.
I became a fan of Jujube on Facebook.
PSS is better than chocolate, diamonds and sex.
i created the sparkly pear shap mystic quartz ty.
Conan O’Brien’s first choice was to follow PSS but it’s his dirty little secret so he followed someone else instead.
I have been on the phone all day telling my friends and family
about the PSS blog
Fan of Jujube on Facebook (Charlene Kuser)
Fan of PSS on Facebook (Charlene Kuser)
Following Jujube’s blog!(Charlene)
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